Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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