i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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