May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he fucked my hip out of place.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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