Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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