why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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