How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
