I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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