How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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