why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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