what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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