How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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