He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I think a kid would responsible me up
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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