I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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