She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
