Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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