id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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