Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm sobbing to NWA
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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