Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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