I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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