Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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