Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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