69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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