We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
The air was thick with penises
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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