Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
are you so shy because you have an std?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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