I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Randomize
