It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
