I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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