so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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