If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Ladies don't puke and tell
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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