I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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