We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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