im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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