dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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