North Korea, Best Korea!
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
