i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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