Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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