what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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