That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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