hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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