It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
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