Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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