There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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