i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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