oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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