You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I've blown a few things in my day
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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