Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
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