She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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