Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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