my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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