butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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